A few weeks back, I wrote about my challenge to make £2,000 a month with a Dad Joke Book. Since then, I’ve dived headfirst into research, experimented with designs, and hit a few decision-making roadblocks. Turns out, writing a joke book is the easy part—doing the keyword research, deciding how to manufacture and distribute,…
Dad Jokes
Welcome to Dad Blog UK's ultimate collection of dad jokes! Whether you're looking to brighten up your day, impress your kids with some classic puns, or simply enjoy a good laugh, you've come to the right place. We've gathered the funniest and most groan-worthy dad jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face.

Can I Make £2,000 a Month with eBooks, Hardbacks & Digital Products? The Challenge 90 days to publish a book 158 days to reach £2,000 a month One dad, one dream, and a bucketload of dad jokes (and a lot of help from his wife!) It’s bold, it’s ambitious, and it might…
New Year’s Eve for me was always a festive concoction of countdowns, champagne, and the occasional questionable life decision. But before I go into great detail : BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 December 30th has officially been designated as New Year's Adam. It comes before New Year’s Eve. A disappointment she's all too familiar with... 🤣🤣🤣 Now…
Christmas isn’t just about presents, food, and that one uncle who insists on telling the same bad Christmas jokes year after year—it’s also about dad jokes. The time of year that we REALLY get to shine. Updated: 24th December 2024 (Added 18 additional Christmas jokes) 🎵 So here it is, Merry Christmas EVERYBODY 🎵 Merry…
Ahh, Christmas, it's nearly that time of year again. Now, I know I've been pushing the Xmas stuff pretty hard so far (have you seen my 104+ Christmas Gift Ideas for Dad: The Ultimate 2024 Guide 🎅 post?) - but I really love Christmas now that I get to spend it with my family, the…
Ah, Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year - or so the song goes. For dads, it’s less “silent night” and more “why is there glitter in my hair?” From assembling toys to mediating gift-induced meltdowns, Christmas is a marathon that starts with wrapping paper and ends with leftover chicken sandwiches. The…
You know, there’s something special about a good, bad dad joke. It's the kind of humour that makes you groan, roll your eyes, and then laugh despite yourself. As a dad, I've been trying to perfect the art of delivering these gems at just the right moment -- usually at the dinner table, or whenever…
Got a kid that enjoys their potty humour? My daughter is obsessed with poo puns and has a special interest in all things potty-related… but that’s my problem, not yours! Poop. Yep, I went there. It's a classic. If you’re already smirking, don’t worry - you’re not alone. There’s just something universally funny about toilet…
I keep telling myself to write down the fleeting brilliance of my children's verbal escapades, however, more often than not, I completely forget what it is they've said during the day. Something about 2-3 hours of broken sleep each night has really destroyed my memory! Hence, this page will serve in perpetuity as a monument…