Got a kid that enjoys their potty humour? My daughter is obsessed with poo puns and has a special interest in all things potty-related… but that’s my problem, not yours!
Poop. Yep, I went there. It’s a classic. If you’re already smirking, don’t worry – you’re not alone.
There’s just something universally funny about toilet puns and poop jokes for kids. They’re the kings of ‘dumb dad jokes,’ the kind that make everyone roll their eyes while secretly laughing. Maybe it’s because we all get a bit squeamish talking about it, or maybe it’s the fact that it smells so awful. Whatever it is, poop is comedy gold, especially for younger kids!
In my house, anything even remotely related to poop sends my kids into fits of laughter. I can’t tell you how many “everybody poos” and related types of books we have on the shelf.
The kids’ go-to joke? ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?… Because it got pooped on!’ Classic, right?
So without further ado (or should I say, adoo-doo?), let’s get started with these 60 jokes about… poo.
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60 Of The Funniest Poop Jokes & Puns For Kids
What did one poo say to the other poo?
“You crack me up!”
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What do you call a magic poo?
Poodini!
Why did the poo bring a ladder to the toilet?
It wanted to climb up the rankings!
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
Why did the poo go to school?
To get a little b-righter!
How do poos greet each other?
“What’s crackin’?”
What’s a poo’s favourite instrument?
The tuba!
Why don’t poos ever tell secrets?
Because they might slip out!
How do you make toilet paper dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What did the little poo say to the big poo?
“You’re the boss!”
Why did the poo fail its driving test?
It couldn’t pass!
What’s a poo’s favourite dance move?
The toilet twirl!
Why didn’t the poo want to go to the party?
It was a party pooper!
How does a poo write a letter?
It uses a stink pen!
What’s a poo’s favourite dessert?
Poo-fiteroles!
What did the poo say when it was late?
“Sorry, I got held up!”
Why do poos never win races?
They’re always a little behind!
What’s a poo’s favourite holiday?
April Stools’ Day!
Why did the poo start a band?
It had some serious bass!
How do you stop a poo from smelling?
Hold its nose!
What’s a poo’s favourite type of shoe?
Loafers!
Why did the poo refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to stir things up!
What’s a poo’s favourite drink?
Poot beer!
How do poos stay in shape?
They do squats!
Why did the toilet paper refuse to play cards?
It didn’t want to get flushed out!
What’s a poo’s favourite type of music?
R&P (Rhythm and Poo-s!)
Why don’t poos ever win races?
Because they’re always a bit behind!
What did the poo say to the fart?
You blow me away!
Why was the poo late for the party?
It got stuck!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a poo?
Frostbite!
What did the little poo say to its mum?
“Mum, I’ve got to go!”
What’s a poo’s favourite game?
Hide and stink!
Why did the poo join the circus?
It wanted to be the ringstinker!
What do you call a poo that can sing?
A crooner!
How do you know if a poo’s telling a lie?
You can smell it from a mile away!
Why was the poo so good at maths?
Because it was number two!
What did the big poo say to the little poo?
“You’ve got a lot of growing to do!”
Why did the poo take a nap?
It was wiped out!
What’s a poo’s favourite sport?
Bowling – it loves to strike!
Why did the poo stay at home?
It didn’t want to be flushed away!
How does a poo celebrate its birthday?
With a potty!
What do you call a poo that’s on holiday?
A turd in paradise!
Why do poos never play hide and seek?
Because they always get flushed out!
What’s a poo’s favourite day of the week?
Dump Day!
Why did the poo go to the party?
Because it was on a roll!
What do you call a poo that’s full of itself?
A big head!
Why don’t poos ever get lost?
They always follow their nose!
What do you get if you cross a poo with an elephant?
Big dumpo!
Why was the little poo always in trouble?
Because it couldn’t keep its mouth shut!
What’s a poo’s favourite TV show?
The Dumping Ground!
Why was the poo so popular?
Because it was the life of the potty!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick… or a poo!
What did the poo say when it got promoted?
“I’m on a roll!”
Why was the poo so good at cooking?
It had a lot of seasoning!
How does a poo get in shape?
It runs laps in the toilet bowl!
What’s a poo’s favourite flower?
A stinkweed!
Why did the poo apply for a job?
It wanted to make a clean start!
What did the poo say to the toilet?
“You’re the best seat in the house!”
Why did the poo bring a map to the bathroom?
It didn’t want to get lost in the process!
Why Do Kids Like Toilet Humour?
The NYT has a great article on why kids find potty humour so hilarious. According to the article, it’s all part of growing up! Kids between the ages of 3 and 7 are at a stage where they’re starting to get a grasp on social rules and boundaries, and potty jokes are their way of poking at these norms. They find the whole concept of bodily functions incredibly amusing and intriguing – probably because it’s something they’re not supposed to talk about freely and openly to people. It’s a classic case of rebellious fun!
For parents, engaging with your kid’s love for potty humour can actually be a bonding experience. Sure, it might seem a bit cringe-worthy (and should never be done at the dinner table), but laughing along with your little one helps build connections and lets them know you’re in on the joke.
So, next time your kid drops a… giggle-worthy poop joke, just roll with it. It’s all part of their social and cognitive growth. If you’re feeling brave, you could always add one of these jokes to your birthday card wishes for your son.
What Other Words Are There For Poo?
- Doodoo
- Number Two
- Turd
- Brownie
- Caca
- Poopoo
- BM (Bowel Movement)
- Droppings
- Waste
- Poopies
- Feces
- Crappy
- Log
- Stool
- Stinker
- Poopoo Platter
- Crumbs
- Brown Gold
- Fudge
- Puddle of Mudd
- Mud Pie
- Nugget
- Toilet Treasure
- Plops
- Dumpling
- Manure
- Crap
Let’s Wrap It Up
I hope you’ve enjoyed these poop jokes for kids! I was never much good at telling jokes growing up, but with kids of all different ages, I figured it was time to expand my repertoire and introduce them to a bit of potty humor.
Got any good ones you’d like to share? Drop them in the comments below, and we might just add the best (or should I say, number twos) here!
